These Thanksgiving Sex Positions Are Food-Coma Friendly

If you celebrate Thanksgiving, you're probably planning on eating a big meal. Whether your favorite part is the turkey, the mashed potatoes, the mac and cheese, or the sweet potato pie, odds are, after you eat, you'll be ready for a nap. But what if you're feeling kind of turned on? Or you want to make sure you take full advantage of your day off from work?

Having sex after eating a filling Thanksgiving dinner is possible (and more likely than you might think). If you decide to take that nap and hope for a wet dream instead, no one would blame you. But if you do decide to have sex, the key here is to keep it simple and lazy. Stick to tried and true positions that involve minimal acrobatics. Or just grab your trusty vibrator and let it do all the work.


It's not for everyone, but if you plan on having sex after Thanksgiving dinner, we salute you. Here are some positions to get maximum pleasure with minimum bellyache.


Think of spooning as lazy cuddling that just got a whole lot sexier. With both people lying on their sides, one person enters the other from behind.

Mutual masturbation

If the thought of another body pressed against yours just sounds uncomfortable, you and your partner can watch each other masturbate.


In this classic position, one person enters the other from above. When you're full, go for a slower, gentler rhythm than you might usually choose.

Lazy dog

In this variation on doggy style, both people lie on their stomachs instead of raising themselves up on their hands and/or knees.

Vibe check

Does the idea of thrusting make your stomach hurt? Ask your partner to grab your favorite vibrator instead.

Oral sex

Sure, you ate two slices of pie, but you can still eat your partner out. Go for a position that lets you both relax, such as one person lying down and the other leaning over them.

Reclined finger-banging

Fingering is underrated — and not only because it lets you be lazy after a big meal. Add some lube and focus on the clit, and you'll see this sex act in a whole new light.
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