Do we have something against dads? For Mother's Day, stores offer up scented candles, jewelry, chocolates — gifts that may be tacky and sentimental, but at least show some appreciation for the woman who made you. Dads, on the other hand, get no respect.
Most stores' Father's Day gift sections are tacky trinket-towns full of gag gifts, dubious drinking accessories, and presents that assume your dear old dad is an actual slob in desperate need of grooming help. Trust us when we say you can do better.
In the meantime, consider this your guide to what not to do this June 21. Put down the Sharper Image catalog and read on for your guide to what a man doesn't want.