We usually associate Craigslist with job postings, used furniture, and the missed connections section. But when one of our interns came in seriously thinking about claiming $23,000 that she saw in a posting, we started digging around to uncover what other crazies might be advertising on the anything-goes website. While we tried to stay away from the slightly sinister men-seeking-women section (sorry, but we had to squeeze a couple in), we did spend hours trolling through hundreds of entries that made us blush, cringe, and—not gonna lie—vom just a little bit. From a sartorially challenged ranter who started designing jeans with fake, ahem, male stains to a human that wants a litter box, we scoured the best of Craigslist to give you a serious daily diversion. Note: you may want to wait until you're by yourself to read these postings.
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