Every January and February (without fail!), my libido hits a bit of a lull. Considering how often I try new vibrators (last year alone, I hit 31!), my lack of interest felt alarming. Every time I spot my vast collection of luxury sex toys, filled with top-of-the-line suction vibrators, oral sex toys, and endless options for achieving orgasmic bliss, I can't help but feel unenthused and guilty. The idea of masturbating just feels like it requires so much effort, and I'm currently running on empty.
Although it seemed truly unappealing, I knew it was time. I pored through my sex toy collection, hoping that something would jump out. And jump it did. Womanizer's newest vibrator, Womanizer Next, boasted a new function I'd never seen anywhere before: autopilot. Considering my low level of enthusiasm, a vibrator that does all the work for me sounded ideal. And it was. Keep reading to hear all the details of my experience with the Womanizer Next and why I think it's a perfect solution for my SAD girl libido.
The orgasms have been so powerful I thought I might die! Stronger, longer lasting, and utterly consuming!
No other toy comes as close to the feeling of oral sex.
Despite my lack of initial enthusiasm, I felt myself getting into it very quickly. The autopilot started off slow — so slow that I wasn't even sure if it was on. But with its first jump in depth, I started to wriggle around and feel honestly like someone's mouth was between my legs. As one reviewer writes, "The stimulation feels so soft and intense at the same time that it's hard to describe," and I completely agree. It just felt natural. In addition to its natural feel, the Next is silent. Even the best quiet vibrators I've tried still manage to have a soft rumble, but just my normal breathing was louder than this toy. By a lot. To put it into perspective, one reviewer states, "It's completely noiseless — the first toy I can use with my bedroom door open whilst my roommates are walking around the apartment."
This is THE best suction toy that I have ever used.
Among Next's other desirable features are a completely waterproof body for easy cleaning and bath time use as well as an Afterglow mode that lessens the intensity of suction midorgasm, so as not to create any kind of overstimulation. Available in three colorways (sage, dark purple, and black), Next looks as luxury as she feels.
I was not prepared... [On pressing Climax Control] I did my best startled goat impression and was left wondering what day it was!