James Franco is one giant human adderall pill—we can actually imagine a True Blood type scenario where his blood is the get-into-college alternative to V. He's studied at Columbia, taught at Yale, starred in a soap, dressed in drag, wrote a book, had an art exhibit, sawed off his arm, made a sex tape, and, just recently, directed a 12 hour movie using outtakes from My Own Private Idaho. With his Oscars hosting gig coming up Sunday, Vanity Fair has created a Bingo board of Future-James-Franco-Endeavors (above). Possible projects? Modeling for American Apparel, singing on as the Creative Director of Halston, or fathering a child with Björk. The crazy thing is, we wouldn't be shocked if he did any of these things...or all of them. (Vanity Fair)