Some of these quotes will make you want another slice of pumpkin pie. Others will make you
nostalgic for a normal holiday, while a few might make you thankful that you're seeing fewer aunts and uncles this year. The past nine months have been a doozy, so we also have a quote that will work for anyone who prefers to treat this Thanksgiving like it's any another Thursday. The best part is, this list should also help you put together your Thanksgiving playlist or your Black Friday watchlist. Safe to say, we’ll be eating good off these captions long after the turkey (or Tofurky) is gone. 1 of 20
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Joey from For those who just want to shut up and eat: Friends “Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths.” 2 of 20 Adam Sandler's “The Thanksgiving Song” This is perfect for anyone waiting for the tryptophan to hit: “Turkey lurkey doo and Turkey lurkey dap I eat that turkey Then I take a nap.” 3 of 20
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Bob Belcher fromFor those who want no justice for Thanksgiving carols: Bob’s Burgers “Every year I try and tell you guys that no one really sings Thanksgiving songs.” 4 of 20
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Lily from How I Met Your Mother For those who willingly take the role of dinner table peacemaker: “Thanksgiving is a day of peace, there will be no slaps today!” 5 of 20
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Charlie Brown from A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving For those first-time hosts looking to set clear expectations: “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” 6 of 20
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Seth Cohen from The O.C. For anyone who has been looking forward to Thanksgiving for the last 364 days: “Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don’t deny me that." 7 of 20
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Tommy from Home For The Holidays For those who think Thanksgiving is a vibe: “Well, that was absurd, let's eat dead bird!” 8 of 20
April in Pieces Of April For those looking to give the holiday toast: “A thought about Thanksgiving Day: Once there was this day, this one day when everyone realized they needed each other.” 9 of 20 Kacey Musgraves' “Family Is Family” For those whose families have become more divided in 2020: “You might look just like 'em; that don't mean you're like 'em But you love 'em” 10 of 20
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Schmidt from New Girl
For those who can't get through to
Butterball's Turkey Talk-Line
“Here’s a tip: Don’t cook Thanksgiving dinner for five people in 14 hours. Here’s another tip: Don’t ask a guy out for a first date on the least sexy holiday in America.” 11 of 20 Kelis' "Biscuits ’n’ Gravy”
For those who need an opening line for their outdoor holiday dinner invite:
“Plans change like the weather, to prepare, bring a sweater Either way you’ll be cold if it snows.” 12 of 20 Lady Gaga's "Yoü and I”
For those who are just here for
“It's been a long time since I came around Been a long time but I'm back in town And this time I'm not leavin' without you” 13 of 20 Mitski's "Thursday Girl" For those who want to treat Thanksgiving as if it's just another Thursday: “Glory, glory, glory to the night It shows me what I am (Glory) I'm not happy or sad, just up or down And always bad” 14 of 20 Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros' “Home”
For those who love a home-cooked meal when it’s cooked by someone else:
“Well, hot and heavy, pumpkin pie Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ Ain't nothing please me more than you.” 15 of 20 Little Eva's “Let’s Turkey Trot” For those looking to soundtrack that viral holiday TikTok: “People may say your some kind of a nut When you're lifting your knees and you start to strut But if your really want to get out of a rut Do some turkey trottin' and all your cares will be forgotten” 16 of 20 Alanis Morissette's "Thank U” For those looking for serenity now: “How 'bout no longer being masochistic How 'bout remembering your divinity How 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out How 'bout not equating death with stopping” 17 of 20 Mary J. Blige's “Family Affair” For those who just want to leave the dumpster fire of 2020 behind: “Don't need no hateration, holleration In this dancerie Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting So just dance for me” 18 of 20 Kacy Hill's “Dinner” For those trying to sell the concept of a Zoom Thanksgiving: “Sometimes I picture My home against yours 'Til they meet up And my home becomes yours.” 19 of 20
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Danny Tanner from Full House For those who always see the holiday punch glass as half full: “Okay, who wants white meat? Scratch that, we have dark meat or really dark meat.” 20 of 20 Green Day's "Macy's Day Parade" For those who see Thanksgiving as just another consumer driven holiday: “Give me something that I need Satisfaction guaranteed to you What's the consolation prize? Economy sized dreams of hope”