17 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won't Catch

In a perfect world, we'd never have to be secretive about our sex toys while traveling. But since the TSA sees pretty much everything we pack in our carry-ons, that can lead to some pretty awkward run-ins for those of us who aren't comfortable sharing our sex-toy preferences with strangers.

Luckily, if you count yourself among those people, you're not out of options. As people with nosy roommates often learn the hard way, inconspicuous sex toys do exist. They may be on the smaller side, they may be especially quiet, or maybe they even look like other, non-sexy items.

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Sure, these sneaky little sex toys have a novel quality if you're buying them just for fun, but if you're planning for a weekend trip, they can be clutch. You'll save space and feel like you're carrying a spy gadget — only you will know its true purpose.

Ahead, we've rounded up 17 discreet sex toys, so you'll never stress about your bag getting searched again.

Iroha Stick



The Iroha Stick will blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag. We'd be surprised if anyone looks twice.
Tenga Iroha Stick$19.41 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Little Rooster.

Little Rooster



Though the Little Rooster looks more like a spatula than a sex toy, it's actually an alarm-activated vibrator. Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.
Little Rooster Little Rooster$99.00 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Dame Products.

Eva II



Not only is the Eva vibrator sneakily small (and almost too cute), it’s also wearable. It sits under the labia, with its arms holding it in place. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
Dame Products Eva$105.00 Buy
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Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.

MIA 2



This powerful but strong vibrator is about the size of a lipstick and is chargeable via USB. Sounds like the perfect travel companion, no?
LELO MIA 2$84.90 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Crave.

Vesper



This vibrator is a wearable, too, but in a very different way. The Vesper can stand alone or be worn as the pendant on a necklace, with optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
Crave Vesper$69.00 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Lovehoney.

Silky Black Bondage Restraints



These restraints are extra-long, silky-soft, and perfect for BDSM beginners. It's just a bonus that they happen to look like a very uniform tie collection, too.
Lovehoney Silky Black Bondage Restraints$29.99 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of CalExotics.

Pleasure Pearls



These pleasure pearls (also known as Ben Wa balls or Kegel balls) nestle into a clamshell case that the Little Mermaid would be proud of.
CalExotics Pleasure Pearls$16.95 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Fun Factory.

Flexi Felix



These anal beads are packable and completely low-key. If anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.
Fun Factory Flexi Felix$34.99 Buy
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Photo: Courtesy of Njoy.

Pure Wand



Meet your new favorite dildo — it's easy to clean, ideal for temperature play, and, let's be honest, more aesthetically pleasing than most paperweights.
Njoy Pure Wand$110.00 Buy

Twenty One Vibrating Diamond



Feel free to throw this vibrating diamond in with the rest of your jewelry while packing.
Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One · Vibrating Diamond$60.00 Buy

GRing



This vibe is small enough to wear around your finger, so it can totally pass for a statement ring in a pinch.
GVibe Gring Fingertip Massager$45.79 Buy

Vibrating Cock Ring



What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
Je Joue Vibrating Cock Ring$59.00 Buy

Egg



Is this an Easter egg or a single-session masturbation sleeve in clever packaging? We certainly aren't telling.
Tenga Egg$8.21 Buy
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Photo: Courtesy of Adam and Eve.

Ahh Bullet Of Love



And, finally, we'd be remiss if we didn't include a classic, utilitarian bullet. This little vibrator is only an inch and half long, which is about as discreet as it gets.
Adam and Eve Ahhh Bullet Of Love$29.95 Buy
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