17 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won't Catch

In a perfect world, we'd never have to be secretive about our sex toys while traveling. But since the TSA sees pretty much everything we pack in our carry-ons, that can lead to some pretty awkward run-ins for those of us who aren't comfortable sharing our sex-toy preferences with strangers.

Luckily, if you count yourself among those people, you're not out of options. As people with nosy roommates often learn the hard way, inconspicuous sex toys do exist. They may be on the smaller side, they may be especially quiet, or maybe they even look like other, non-sexy items.


Sure, these sneaky little sex toys have a novel quality if you're buying them just for fun, but if you're planning for a weekend trip, they can be clutch. You'll save space and feel like you're carrying a spy gadget — only you will know its true purpose.

Ahead, we've rounded up 17 discreet sex toys, so you'll never stress about your bag getting searched again.

Iroha Stick

The Iroha Stick will blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag. We'd be surprised if anyone looks twice.
Tenga Iroha Stick$19.41 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Little Rooster.

Little Rooster

Though the Little Rooster looks more like a spatula than a sex toy, it's actually an alarm-activated vibrator. Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.
Little Rooster Little Rooster$99.00 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Dame Products.

Eva II

Not only is the Eva vibrator sneakily small (and almost too cute), it’s also wearable. It sits under the labia, with its arms holding it in place. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
Dame Products Eva$105.00 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Lelo.


This powerful but strong vibrator is about the size of a lipstick and is chargeable via USB. Sounds like the perfect travel companion, no?
LELO MIA 2$84.90 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Crave.


This vibrator is a wearable, too, but in a very different way. The Vesper can stand alone or be worn as the pendant on a necklace, with optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
Crave Vesper$69.00 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Lovehoney.

Silky Black Bondage Restraints

These restraints are extra-long, silky-soft, and perfect for BDSM beginners. It's just a bonus that they happen to look like a very uniform tie collection, too.
Lovehoney Silky Black Bondage Restraints$29.99 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of CalExotics.

Pleasure Pearls

These pleasure pearls (also known as Ben Wa balls or Kegel balls) nestle into a clamshell case that the Little Mermaid would be proud of.
CalExotics Pleasure Pearls$16.95 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Fun Factory.

Flexi Felix

These anal beads are packable and completely low-key. If anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.
Fun Factory Flexi Felix$34.99 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Njoy.

Pure Wand

Meet your new favorite dildo — it's easy to clean, ideal for temperature play, and, let's be honest, more aesthetically pleasing than most paperweights.
Njoy Pure Wand$110.00 Buy

Twenty One Vibrating Diamond

Feel free to throw this vibrating diamond in with the rest of your jewelry while packing.
Bijoux Indiscrets Twenty One · Vibrating Diamond$60.00 Buy


This vibe is small enough to wear around your finger, so it can totally pass for a statement ring in a pinch.
GVibe Gring Fingertip Massager$45.79 Buy

Vibrating Cock Ring

What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
Je Joue Vibrating Cock Ring$59.00 Buy


Is this an Easter egg or a single-session masturbation sleeve in clever packaging? We certainly aren't telling.
Tenga Egg$8.21 Buy
Photo: Courtesy of Adam and Eve.

Ahh Bullet Of Love

And, finally, we'd be remiss if we didn't include a classic, utilitarian bullet. This little vibrator is only an inch and half long, which is about as discreet as it gets.
Adam and Eve Ahhh Bullet Of Love$29.95 Buy
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