In a perfect world, we'd never have to be secretive about our sex toys while traveling. But since the TSA sees pretty much everything we pack in our carry-ons, that can lead to some pretty awkward run-ins for those of us who aren't comfortable sharing our sex-toy preferences with strangers.
Luckily, if you count yourself among those people, you're not out of options. As people with nosy roommates often learn the hard way, inconspicuous sex toys do exist. They may be on the smaller side, they may be especially quiet, or maybe they even look like other, non-sexy items.
Sure, these sneaky little sex toys have a novel quality if you're buying them just for fun, but if you're planning for a weekend trip, they can be clutch. You'll save space and feel like you're carrying a spy gadget — only you will know its true purpose.
Ahead, we've rounded up 15 discreet sex toys, so you'll never stress about your bag getting searched again.
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The hi Full Body Massager is designed to stimulate multiple erogenous zones at once and make you orgasm over your clothes — and it comes with a money-back guarantee. Donate to its Indiegogo here.
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What vibrator? Where? This little ducky might win first place as the most discreet toy in our roundup. If you’re visiting your niece, nephew, or anyone who still enjoys this song, whatever you do, don’t let this duck get mixed up with the kid's actual bathtime friend.
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These restraints are extra-long, silky-soft, and perfect for BDSM beginners. It's just a bonus that they happen to look like a very uniform tie collection, too.