Yes, friends, James Murphy has trundled off the stage as LCD Soundsystem for the last time. Tears. But, as they say, whenever God closes a door, he opens a window—or fills a horny hipster's heart with love, whichever comes first. As Flavorwire noticed, Craigslist's local Missed Connections section has been bubbling with entries relating to the last few LCD Soundsystem shows at Terminal 5 and the momentary exchanges of anonymous desire that those farewell concerts helped cause. So, because we're suckers for love and, more importantly, suckers for a good laugh, here are the best of the Missed Connections coming out of those shows. Read carefully, concert goers—your true love could be looking for you.
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