Over the weekend, James Franco gave the universe another James Franco copyrighted Twitpic (does anyone else think the fact he copyrights his photos is weird?), this time of his bookshelf. Francophiles everywhere—and not those who love Brie—jumped on the what-is-he-reading bandwagon, leading to a flurry of overanalyzing that might stump a Yale student. Though there was a lot of lame commentary, we thoroughly enjoyed the breaking news coverage from Flavorwire, which helpfully dissected everything for your reading enjoyment. And duh, Franco uses hipstamatic.
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