Winning caption: "The demolition crew discovered a woman in the basement of its newest project. It is unknown how long she had been there. Authorities assume she was there a long time because it appers that she hasn't eaten in months." —Kristen Farr
Runners up: "If you think this is impressive," Kate hollered, her shrill, Croyden twang echoing out through the dusty crater, "you should see my septum." —Philippa Snow
"After seeing all the press the Chilean Miners got Kate decided she had to get on the action as well." —Kate Gallagher
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