Upton is "too obvious," Neophitou said in a New York Times interview from earlier last year. "She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and the kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy." Ouch. But for someone with a "too obvious" look, Upton's certainly made the best of it: She's scored three
covers this year alone.
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