Twitter Can't Handle Stormi's First Birthday Party

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Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s daughter, Stormi, has already outdone every birthday party we have ever had or will have, and she’s only one year old.

Baby Shark performed, which is how we found out Scott is a huge Baby Shark fan. We had a feeling that Stormi was much cooler than us when she joined her father on his tour for her first trip around the country. Now it’s 100% confirmed.

The extravaganza known as StormiWorld – based on Scott’s album and tour AstroWorld – went down Saturday night. One look through Jenner’s Instagram Stories, and your eyes will be filled with larger than life recreations of her daughter’s likeness, carnival rides, a gift shop, and wall of giant bears — extravaganza doesn’t seem like a big enough word to describe it. Stormi is barely one and she already has been gifted her first Chanel bag.

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Where my words have left me, Twitter is here with ample commentary and memes to match.

Many people observing the party from afar on Instagram were blown away by the sheer scale of the celebrations. Are we really surprised though? Jenner got her daughter a mini Louis Vuitton-wrapped Lamborghini for Christmas.

Damn Travis got the baby shark connects ?! Sheesh
— Millie Go Lightly ? (@milliegolightly) February 10, 2019

Stormi only just turned one years old and she already living all our best lives put together ? pic.twitter.com/2vCbakOrv6
— ¥ (@YasmineChanel) February 10, 2019

Kylie and Travis dancing to baby shark ???‍♀️ .....#StormiWebster #Stormi pic.twitter.com/wa0pGnQ932
— ? (@patricia_x0) February 10, 2019

I act fine and all but deep down, I wish I was Stormi
— Ongenapie? (@sikunikudumo_x) February 10, 2019

Did y’all see Stormi’s fuckin party? Because my broke ass sure did pic.twitter.com/M8HwYUA7lO
— DES??‍♀️ (@destiny_analea) February 10, 2019

Others are convinced the party cost more than the collective total of their student loans, and unless they have loans from multiple degrees, they might be right.

the fact that kylie jenner probably spent more than 10x the amount of my student loans on her daughters first birthday party...........
— e-cig (@erikacivx) February 10, 2019

The amount of money spent on Stormi’s first birthday could’ve paid off my student loans and I probably would still have some leftover pic.twitter.com/ISmNti5D9o
— Lupita Saucedo (@lupeee_s) February 10, 2019

The fact that stormi’s first birthday party could cover my remaining student loans, first home and max our my retirement savings pic.twitter.com/sF9I26ke2Z
— kinot grigio (@tyraxes) February 10, 2019

Stormi’s Chanel bag, given to her by none other than DJ Khaled, was quite the conversation starter on Twitter as well.

Dj Khaled got Stormi a mini Chanel bag for her first birthday afdsqkjgf so adorable pic.twitter.com/Ry1pHRlaIT
— Miki Minach (@realmikiminach) February 10, 2019

Stormi just turned one and already had one of the most lit birthday parties EVER and she even got her first Chanel bag... truly an ICON
— it’s paris, bitch! (@ITSPARISBXTCH) February 10, 2019

So Stormi got her first Chanel before me... pic.twitter.com/7ZbuSAW2o7
— makay (@MakaylaMashelle) February 10, 2019

The internet is an interesting and complicated place. One moment, you’re sharing funny memes or poring over and fascinating long read. The next moment, you’re genuinely questioning if you’re jealous of a one-year-old’s birthday. It’s Sunday evening and I, along with the entirety of Twitter, have already been on such an emotional journey with this.

If this is Stormi’s first birthday, imagine what her parties will look like when she will actually remember them.

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