These Celebrities Have Beauty Routines For Their Boobs

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As a general rule, celebrities are drawn to outrageous beauty treatments that the majority of the population has never even heard of, let alone tried. Considering what we know about most of these expensive proceduresfish pedicures, vampire facials, bee-venom acupuncture — it's probably better that way: It's always safer to stick to things that belong on a spa service menu, not an episode of Fear Factor.
Still, that never stopped stars from trying to make the next trendy treatment seem like a must-try. Fortunately for the rest of us, the latest is far more accessible than something that requires drawing blood or getting stung by bees. All you need is... boobs.
Taking care of the skin on your décolletage isn't a new concept; in fact, it's something we should all be doing already, but probably aren't. Just ask Ashley Graham, who got an oxygen facial on her boobs as part of her pre-Met Gala beauty prep. But the model isn't the only one proving that your bust deserves the added TLC. Ahead, a guide to celebrity boob routines for your consideration.
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Ashley Graham

To prep for New York's night of "Heavenly Bodies," Graham went in, doing everything from getting her nose hair removed via laser to a full-body oxygen facial. Thanks to Mzia Shiman, celebrity esthetician to the Victoria's Secret Angels, Graham's skin was glowing from her cheeks to her chest.
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Emma Watson

Just because Watson shares a Goop-y beauty sense with Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't mean she's going to recommend you get stung by an insect any time soon — but she might suggest that you massage your breasts daily with Boobs' Essential Oil. Watson's UK-based beauty guru Imelda Burke swears by the product, which not only helps women indulge in self-care, but also serves as a healthy reminder to check your breasts.
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Jessica Simpson

Back in 2014, reports began to surface charging Simpson with having one of the most expensive beauty routines in Hollywood, even topping Kim Kardashian West's. Along with frequent eyelash extensions, self-tanners, and a full-time glam squad, the rumors suggested that Simpson spends a lot of money — around $50,000, to be exact — on breast treatments, including lifting creams and massages.
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When you're the kind of superstar who headlines Coachella — with a show that's going to be live-streamed to millions of people — you have the best of the best handling your beauty routine. In the case of Beyoncé's festival performances, leave it to makeup artist Sir John to enlist a budge-proof body-makeup formula on his client's arms, legs, and boobs to keep her looking ***flawless.
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Kim Kardashian West

After giving birth to two children, you'd think Kardashian West's naked selfies would feature a few totally normal stretch marks. And yet you won't spot one on the star's body — and most definitely not on her breasts. She recently revealed on her app that she wasn't happy with the post-pregnancy lines on her boobs after having daughter North in 2013, so she tried a laser treatment, the Coolbeam by Dr. Ourian, which she says "made SUCH a difference."

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