Worried About Getting Screwed? There Are Now Occupy Wall Street Condoms

Down in the financial district, the Occupy Wall Street protestors feel screwed, literally. With all these aggressive demonstrations going on across the nation, why wouldn't there be an Occupy Wall Street Condom to aid in similar moments of...well...passion? After the many reports of protestors' debaucherous sexcapades (cuz damning the man gets you so in the mood), Condomania decided it was time to give the people what they want...finally! They're handing out the rebellious rubbers to protestors for free, and you can request 'em for your city here. So, go ahead and make sexytime, not war.(Village Voice)