He may be famous for his rock-hard abs, but even Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's super-buffed bod can't get him into the luxury gym at the Plaza Hotel. Although the Jersey Shore star was reportedly in talks to become the face of the new venture, it seems he's been nixed by management (smart group), who feel as if he's not the "right fit" (and we don't think they mean physically). So, it seems like all those New Yorkers who could do with a one-on-one workout with the real-life Ab King Pro might have to carry around those love handles for a while longer. Guess we can stop looking out for The Situation At The Plaza picture books right about now. Somewhere, Eloise is laughing her ass off. (New York Post)