5 Things To Know This AM — Apr 18 2011

Don't call it Alphabet City—it sounds so much fancier as the "Far East Village." (EV Grieve)
It seems like Trump just wants to be made fun of. In another what-was-he-thinking move, the maybe presidential candidate told CNN, "You land your plane at LaGuardia Airport, you go to LaGuardia Airport, it's like a Third World airport." Seriously though, when was the last time Donald Trump ever landed at LGA? (Gothamist)
Ugh this is so cool—and so far from the office. Park Slope got Culture, the only artisanal frozen yogurt spot we've ever heard of. (Fucked In Park Slope)
Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson hit the red carpet in NYC for their new film together, Water For Elephants. It made for some odd posing after Reese told reporters her sex scenes with the actor were not appealing. (Daily Mail UK)
Move over Elle. Cosmo just inked a deal with a production company to create potential reality shows. (Variety)
Cate Blanchett has never looked better on the cover of T Magazine's Women's Fashion Issue. That hair. Those earrings. The smile. Summer's coming! (T Magazine)

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