New Book Street Boners Makes Us Hard

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If you read Vice like we do, you probably flip straight to the "Dos and Don'ts" section, where Gavin McInnes gave us satirical street fashion critiques. Now the tongue-in-cheek uber-hipster has a new book full of lulz, Street Boners , where he continues the same hilarious barbs. There's 1,200 photos, insane captions, and contributions from Chloë Sevigny, Debbie Harry, and Fred Armisen, among others. There's tons of advice (assuming the "person reading this is not some date-raping frat boy in a striped polo, bent baseball hat, wood choker, giant shorts, and Adidas slippers"), plus a brief history of the hipster ("note: 'Sexy' is any kind of plausible allusion to sexual intercourse") and a ridic interview with the author on the kitten rating system ("I do my best to keep it fashion-based but my dick is only human.") Seriously, this is one book that will cheer you up and make you feel better that McInnes wasn't around to rate your look. We'd hate to be a boner-killer.
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Street Boners: 1,764 Hipster Fashion Jokes Arrives hits bookshelves on Thursday, May 27th
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