Remember the infamous Christian Bale audio tape where the actor went ape shit on a crew member, dropping the f-bomb every other word? Well, it looks like there's a new crazy in town. Patti Stanger, the star of Millionaire Matchmaker , recently went off on her hapless stylist Lauren Solomon. From what we could glean amidst the profanity was that Stanger needed an outfit for a Today show appearance with Elle's Joe Zee, and naturally wanted to look her most fash-forward. Clearly, she wasn't too happy with her choices, and decided to take out the frustration in screams that we aren't sure are human. "Get your f*cking feelings out of the f*cking room or you're never going to be a stylist," she rants to Solomon. "Why is there one outfit picked out for Joe Zee? This is Elle f**king magazine! This is the big one!!" she shrieks. And later she says to Solomon, "You're trying to fatten me up." While we thought about typing out the whole conversation, it's best to listen to the real thing—TMZ has the whole audio tape here. Let us play matchmaker for a bit. We think she needs a date with an anger management counselor.