In addition to being cute, logo tees have been important tools for self-expression for as long as we can remember. In what other way can you instantly tell onlookers about fun runs you've attended, your favorite hobbies, and that Zeppelin rules?
But, those slogans have come a long way since the days of the simple band tee; they're now capable of conveying a wide range of emotions and can tell you a lot about their wearers if you know how to read 'em right. So, up ahead, we rounded up our 18 favorite logo tees, breaking down what each says about the person sporting it. Looking to communicate your newly single status, love of puerile jokes, or that you just wanna be left alone at the bar? Click on to find out which one suits you to a T.
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If you date her and you break up and then you call her crazy, let's all agree you really have only yourself to blame.
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Have you seen my rose quartz? I need to charge it in my amethyst cluster under the full moon tonight.
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Is it because you're frequently drunk and/or nude? Because, let's be honest, it's probably one of those two things.
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You are a tenderhearted, hard-headed, homebody ruled by the moon and born between June 22 and July 22. Or, you just read this sideways and guffawed.
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Slogan tees are for the things you really want to remember, like marathons, your favorite band's concert, and the tragic and deadly East Coast-West Coast feud.
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I have recently been dumped. And, it'll be a heady few weeks, what with all the clubbing in my "Boys Suck" T-shirt and "Ain't No Wifey" beanie. But, I'll be back in a relationship in four weeks, max, and ignoring my girlfriends' phone calls.
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Actually, you were a barely sentient toddler for most of the '90s — but you have seen a lot of Tumblr and Jeremy Scott collections.
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The defensively self-help-y shirt. Well, if nothing else, it should get people to leave you alone when you're just trying to drink alone at the bar.