Internet Boyfriend March Madness Bracket Addiction

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Until today, I did not know I cared about sports. March Madness would come and go every year (I assume) and I wouldn't bat an eye. Suddenly, however, I'm interested. But just in this specific Internet Boyfriend March Madness bracket created by U.K.-based entertainment channel, Off Set. On Wednesday morning, they tweeted out a bracket of every single boyfriend the internet has claimed, and set Twitter loose to determine which bae will rule them all. It's brutal.

With such an incredible pool of options, it's extremely difficult to choose between pairs of men who would all be more than welcome to come over for dinner. However, in the name of science, we must. So take a look below:

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We made the ultimate March Madness to definitely find out who is the ? Internet's Boyfriend ? Twitter, do your thing pic.twitter.com/k0b59KxRQE
— Off Set (@WeAreOffSet_UK) March 28, 2018

"We made the ultimate March Madness to definitely find out who is the Internet's Boyfriend," the caption reads. "Twitter, do your thing."

And oh, it did.

WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT HARRY STYLES AND TIMOTHÈE CHALAMET!!?!
— lani❤️ (@jonahsdonut) March 28, 2018

"WHO HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT HARRY STYLES AND TIMOTHÈE CHALAMET!!?!" one user cried, echoing my thoughts exactly.

This made me late for work pic.twitter.com/WgMxARXm77
— Theyre Hiding Her in Wakanda & I Havent Told Scott (@Scarletyoshi) March 28, 2018

"This made me late for work," wrote another. I feel that, since I ended up doing zero work today and just working on this

The popularity of this bracket also spawned some amazing spin-offs:

The only bracket that matters. pic.twitter.com/cuQLzD5mC6
— Greg Wheeler (@GregJWheeler) March 28, 2018

A March Madness bracket of Johnny quotes from “The Room”??

“That’s the Idea!”@TommyWiseau @gregsestero help me decide the winner! pic.twitter.com/nGjGWZs2Oo
— Alex (@ALEX_TICITY) March 28, 2018

I’ve been staring at this Disney Pixar bracket for the past 10 minutes and I can’t get past Round 1 with a clear conscience. pic.twitter.com/xSY6PTDm8Q
— Alex Shibutani (@AlexShibutani) March 28, 2018

Thanks to @RachelHeine, we’ve made a Rom-Com Bracket. Are you ready for this? -b pic.twitter.com/wIdcaDbSha
— Drunk Austen ?? (@Drunk_Austen) March 28, 2018

And, of course, some ridiculous parodies:

handle this bracket with care pic.twitter.com/IBjR0GQbI8
— Denny's (@DennysDiner) March 28, 2018

There's only one perfect bracket. pic.twitter.com/5n0H8980LS
— Parks and Recreation (@parksandrecnbc) March 28, 2018

Here is my bracket pic.twitter.com/D9NMw0911X
— Jeff (@jeffgordonla) March 28, 2018

Sure, these brackets may not be how "seeds" and "sports" and "romance" work, but I feel like I'm back in sixth grade playing MASH during study hall. Except I'm an adult and at work and am neglecting a lot of responsibilities to decide between Ryan Gosling and Andrew Garfield as if that would ever be a legitimate choice I'd have to make.

Please tell me who wins your bracket below, thanks.

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