The Kardashians Open Their Boutique And Cause Mass Hysteria

Last night, as we were walking back to the office after a late coffee run in Soho, we noticed what appeared to be a crime scene or a presidential visit on Spring Street, cars, flashing lights, and of people holding signs made us stop and stare like regular looky-loos. We asked a nearby cop diverting traffic what was up. We knew he wanted to give an answer about Obama or even Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, but had to settle for saying bitterly, "It's the Kardashians," under his breath, as if he was cordoning off some sort of invading species. Which, in a way, he was—Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim (but thankfully not Kendall, Kylie, or Kris) and their camera crews were in town to open the latest outlet of the super high-fashion boutique Dash in SoHo. What would possess someone to wait outside for hours and hours to catch a glimpse of the sisters K is beyond the imagination of anyone in this office, though we suspect that the DNC would have died to have that crowd on their side yesterday.