Winning caption: "A rolling stone may gather no Moss, but a beach's worth of craggy rocks will snag you a Bündchen." —Ying Ying Li
Runners up: "This latest uber-spa experience left Giselle wanting for a less authentic hot stone and salt water body treatment." —Julianne Pederson
"Tom Brady should have tied heavier rocks to her legs." —John Heida
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