5 Things To Know This AM — Dec 14 2011

Watch Marion Cotillard have a hysterical meltdown in this Dior spoof on L.A.— it involves lots of ah-mazing one-liners. (Fashionista)
If you’re a fan of Law & Order: SVU reruns AND True Blood, then you’ll be super psyched to hear that Christopher Meloni will be on the next TB season! Our bet is that he plays a badass vamp. (E!)

Lindsay Lohan missed her plane back to L.A., which caused her to bail on her Ellen DeGeneres
taping. Oh LiLo, will you ever get it together? (LAT)

Angelina Jolie is a total babe (of course) as Marie Claire’s January cover girl, where inside she chats about how Brad is more than just the love of her life, and that she “could end up pregnant." That would make Jolie-Pitt baby #7. (PopSugar)
Check out these picks for boxed wine that doesn’t suck. (LA Weekly)

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