ABC Just Released The First Batch Of Bachelorette Men & They're Being Torn Apart

Photo: Courtesy of ABC.
Following Colton Underwood's season of The Bachelor, it appears ABC is not done breaking the rules. After teasing the first few men from Hannah B's Bachelorette season on The Bachelor finale, they went ahead and dropped pictures of all 33 men who may (may? the wording is hesitant) be appearing on our Alabama sweetheart's season.
"For the first time ever, we are giving you an early look at the men who may be on #TheBachelorette," the caption reads. "Leave a rose for who would get your first impression rose."
Well, we already know who got a rose (Cam, the surprise rapper), but it seems like ABC wants to open the men up to a new kind of terror: social media judgment. By posting all the photos on an open forum like Facebook, the network has invited a whole slew of comments and criticisms of the initial pictures of these men. Honestly? They're pretty funny.
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While Refinery29 obviously doesn't condone some of the downright mean comments that are appearing in the comments of the photos, we can't help but hand it to the quips from ex-girlfriends and the folks who are thirsting after them already. And if any of the men are reading the comments, just remember what former Bachelorette star Evan Bass wrote under the Facebook album:
"I remember taking one peek at this before my season and literally got like the least amount of likes — it’s ok guys, don’t sweat these haters (or when I crucify you on Twitter) it will get better I promise."
Ahead are the 33 men who "may" be appearing on Hannah B's season, as well as some of the best comments directed their way.
1 of 33
Name: Ben G.

Age: 30

Location: Charlotte, NC

Best Comment: "He looks like he gets fucked up at Applebees."
2 of 33
Name: Brian B.

Age: 30

Location: Louisville, KY

Best Comment: "he looks like an emoji"
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3 of 33
Name: Cameron A.

Age: 30

Location: Austin, TX

Best Comment: "Hannah, just send him home so I can have him please"
4 of 33
Name: Chasen C.

Age: 27

Location: Longview, WA

Best Comment: "My 6th grade boyfriend. I hope he mentions me as a past relationship. After all, I’m the reason for all the walls he has up and the reason it’s so hard for him to be vulnerable. ??? Jk! Good luck Chasen!!"
5 of 33
Name: Connor J.

Age: 28

Location: Newport Beach, CA

Best Comment: "He looks like the guy in [the] friend zone in every rom com ever."
6 of 33
Name: Connor S.

Age: 24

Location: Dallas, TX

Best Comment: "He literally got off the bus from a frat formal and showed up on the show."
7 of 33
Name: Daron B.

Age: 25

Location: Atlanta, GA

Best Comment: "He reminds me of my son. I am sure that he is a nerd."
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8 of 33
Name: Devin H.

Age: 27

Location: Sherman Oaks, CA

Best Comment: "He’s dressed like he’s trying to make it to Bachelor in Paradise...I’m not sure if he’s here for the right reason."
9 of 33
Name: Dustin K.

Age: 30

Location: Chicago, IL

Best Comment: "Hello? Is it me you’re looking for..."
10 of 33
Name: Dylan B.

Age: 24

Location: San Diego, CA

Best Comment: "dylan ur too young to be wearing that wash of jeans"
11 of 33
Name: Garrett P.

Age: 27

Location: Birmingham, AL

Best Comment: "Great Value Dean"
12 of 33
Name: Grant E.

Age: 30

Location: San Clemente, CA

Best Comment: "Looks like he can whip up some mean burgers on the grill."
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13 of 33
Name: Hunter J.

Age: 24

Location: Westchester, CA

Best Comment: "My kid’s kindergarten picture looked less posed and stiff."
14 of 33
Name: Jed W.

Age: 25

Location: Nashville, TN

Best Comment: "He looks like he could be nice."
15 of 33
Name: Joe B.

Age: 30

Location: Chicago, IL

Best Comment: "Looks like he sells vacuums."
16 of 33
Name: Joe R.

Age: 27

Location: Staten Island, NY

Best Comment: "I deadass made this character in sims 1."
17 of 33
Name: Joey J.

Age: 33

Location: Bethesda, MD

Best Comment: "His line after he gets out of the limo: 'How you doin?'"
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18 of 33
Name: John Paul J.

Age: 24

Location: New Carrolton, MD

Best Comment: "WITH THAT UNTUCKED SHIRT HONEY NO MARYLAND DOES NOT CLAIM HIM"
19 of 33
Name: Jonathan S.

Age: 27

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Best Comment: "Is this a Gap ad?"
20 of 33
Name: Kevin F.

Age: 27

Location: Manteno, IL

Best Comment: "The only one that makes my tongue sweat!"
21 of 33
Name: Luke P.

Age: 24

Location: Gainesville, GA

Best Comment: "His eyes have seen some shit."
22 of 33
Name: Luke S.

Age: 29

Location: Washington DC

Best Comment: "he looks like paddington bear in human form"
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23 of 33
Name: Matt D.

Age: 31

Location: Winter Springs, FL

Best Comment: "This guy has a dog and worked at Olive Garden when he was younger, so he’ll get my vote for now."
24 of 33
Name: Matt D.

Age: 26

Location: Los Gatos, CA

Best Comment: "He looks like a Baptist Minister."
25 of 33
Name: Matt S.

Age: 23

Location: Newport Beach, CA

Best Comment: "he either is going to win or be the guy that gets really drunk the first night and jumps in the pool with only his underwear on"
26 of 33
Name: Matteo V.

Age: 25

Location: Atlanta, GA

Best Comment: "I just got pregnant from his smile."
27 of 33
Name: Mike J.

Age: 31

Location: San Antonio, TX

Best Comment: "Why [are] his eyebrows better than mine?"
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28 of 33
Name: Peter W.

Age: 27

Location: Westlake Village, CA

Best Comment: "I thought this was Chris Harrison."
29 of 33
Name: Ryan S.

Age: 25

Location: Philadelphia, PA

Best Comment: "I hope he mentions Gritty at least once."
30 of 33
Name: Scott A.

Age: 28

Location: Chicago, IL

Best Comment: "Taking some hair pointers from our boy Colton, I see."
31 of 33
Name: Scott A.

Age: 28

Location: Chicago, IL

Best Comment: "He can get IT...I will be your sugar momma sunshine."
32 of 33
Name: Tyler C.

Age: 26

Location: Jupiter, FL

Best Comment: "this one is going to stir up some drama but we love him already"
33 of 33
Name: Tyler G.

Age: 28

Location: Boca Raton, Fl

Best Comment: "If Tim Tebow and The Property Brothers had a love child."
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