"It's kind of crazy when you think about how much it takes to make every one of you," Pazsitzky says in the trailer. "And I gotta say — most of you? Not worth it."
Then she goes in for the punch. "Genetically speaking, [there are] millions of Snookis," she says. "One Beyoncé."
Pazsitzky also has a realistic take on pregnancy: It sucks, but you can use it to your advantage. (Pazsitzky jokes that pregnancy allowed her to opt out of oral sex. Well played.)
Motherhood and the trials that come with it are a major theme in comedy these days. Mindy Kaling, an imminent mother herself, will take on mom-shaming, the social media finger-wagging loathed by celebrities and normals alike, on the fourth season of The Mindy Project. The season will feature a rival parent played by Modern Family's Julie Bowen who judges Kaling's character for her parenting skills.
"The episode is a little bit about mom-shaming, and that's cool," Kaling said at a Television Critics Association discussion in July. "It was really fun and hit a lot of those juicy, ripped-from-the-blogger-headline storylines."
Watch the full trailer for Pazsitzky's special, below. Christina P: Mother Inferior premieres on Netflix October 10, 2017.
Welcome to Mothership: Parenting stories you actually want to read, whether you're thinking about kids or not, from egg-freezing to taking home baby and beyond. Because motherhood is a big if — not when — and it's time we talked about it that way.
Read These Stories Next: