We are in shock. Shock! We actually started to make our Christmas list without getting approval from the Donald. Let's clarify: Yesterday our inbox pinged with Donald Trump's holiday 2010 gift guide, throwing a whole new perspective on our seasonal wants. This year, everything Trump wants is...Trump. A gander at his website clearly explains why Trump really is "The Global Superbrand"—the mogul peddles everything from Trump Ice, "one of the purest natural spring waters bottled in the world," to nickel polished wall sconces. With so much going on, it's no wonder why he's asking Santa for himself, figuratively speaking. On the memo? Trump Tea, a Trump Home Limited-Edition Sage Pomegranate Candle, Donald J. Trump Signature Collection Dress Shirts and Ties (duh!), and Trump 2.75 lb. Milk Chocolate, to name but a few. Scroll through our slideshow to seeing everything, well, Trump. Oh, and insert a "you're fired" somewhere in the middle, please.
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