Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five"
-Alanis Morissette, "Hand In My Pocket", 1995
Single people don’t get invited to either kind of stuff. I mention this not out of spite, but out of longing. I have Instagram. I see.
If something good happens to a single you love, be it a promotion, a new apartment, Thursday, anything — congratulate them.