Ho-ho-ho! It’s the holiday season, and if you’ve got a dirty mind, Santa coming down your chimney takes on a whole different meaning. Hopefully, you're spending at least a few days OOO, and you can make good use of the time off. Smooch your partner beneath the mistletoe, jingle their bells, lick their candy cane, ride a one horse open sleigh.... you get the idea.
Although it has a wholesome reputation, it turns out that Christmas is actually kind of sexy. One 2018 study by sex toy company Eden Fantasys found that 44% of those surveyed planned to have sex on December 25. “According to the National Center for Health Statistics, months August and September have the most births each year,” founder Fred Petrenko said in a statement. “This corresponds perfectly with our findings of Americans being quite frisky during the holidays. We all love winter cuddles!” Cuddles, right.
If you’re looking for some sexy, yet seasonal inspo, here are some ideas to get you going. Cue up "Santa Baby" and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Lick Their Candy Cane (Or Peppermint)
Get On The Naughty List
A Christmas Toy
Wrap Them Up
Kiss Them Beneath The Mistletoe
Baby It’s Cold
Take the opportunity for some sitting-down sex. Either one of you sits and the other kneels between their legs to go down on them, or one sits and the other rides their penis or strap-on.
Kissing Santa Claus
Put on a Santa hat and act out the song.
Find a massage candle (no, those tea lights will not work, you want a specialty candle for this). Try out an erotic massage.