Get ready for this fantasy to become reality, thanks to Saint Laurent's Patti ankle boots. Each one is covered with a fine fringe of the softest, glossiest black goat hair — because who doesn't dream of the fur of a wild ruminant gently flossing her toes?
Click ahead for a closer look at the shoe redefining "hair-calf," and five reasons you should take the nanny-goat plunge.
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No pets allowed in your building? No problem! Thanks to their long, silky coats, the Patti boots are like little Afghan hounds for your feet.
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Hairdresser go HAM on your latest bang trim? Don't panic — a little snip off your boots, and you've got instant, lush clip-on fringe.
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Because, when you walk away, you want people to wonder if they were actually talking to a Himalayan snow beast.
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As the weather turns crisp, what could be better than encasing your feet in a pair of stiflingly hot fur-tubes?
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Because, now you can do the Cher hair-flip with your feet.