Leighton Meester does not wanting you touching her shit. Let us repeat: Don't touch Leighton Meester's shit. Shit of Leighton Meester's should not be touched. Touch not the Meester's shit. Is this fake PSA for College Humor, the Gossip Girl star riffs on her character in her new flick The Roomate (this editor has no shame in admitting how much he wants to see it), who closely resembles Hedy Carlson from Single White Female. Guys, Blair Waldorf is funny!