5 Things To Know This AM — Mar 09 2011

We here at Refinery29 like to bombard you with witty and useful Twitter feeds (have you memorized our catchphrases yet?), but some fash brands' tweets make us want to turn our phones off. (The High Low)
What to expect on Tom Ford's Madison Avenue boutique: $1,350 turtlenecks, $6,000 dresses, and an army of shadowing staffers to make sure you don't take that covert photo. (Racked)
Before they officially close in November, hop on the Q train and get your last fix of cholesterolicious boardwalk grub. (Grubstreet)
We're not sure if naked therapy actually resolves any issues, but it's a surefire way to guarantee perfect attendance. (The Daily)
Caught in a sticky situation, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark director Julie Taymor might possibly leave the embattled Broadway show. (USA Today)

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