Hump Day Horror: The Situation Is Getting His Own Show

We always have a mini celebration on Hump Day, but today we have a serious case of the chills thanks to The Huffington Post's news that The Situation has inked a development deal with MTV for his own show. Because, really, we all need more Michael Sorrentino in our lives. The dude behind the greasy abs has become a multi-millionaire thanks to his inexplicable ability to translate sales for products like vodka and garment bags, so it does make sense for MTV to green-light a solo endeavor. Although Snooki, JWoww, and Pauly D have all announced spinoffs, we think The Sitch's reality situation will surface first. After all, this is one of his memorable quotes: "I'm leader of the group. I say what goes..." We don't like it, but it's true. Right Angelina?