Okay, get ready to get just a little queasy right now. There's an unfortunate fact you have to accept: Your dad is a man. Like nine out of ten men (according to government statistics), that means he has certain… appetites, certain… predilections. So, this year, instead of pulling the blankets over your head and denying the truth, why not hit it head on (so to speak) with something from our Father's Day roundup of old-school porn. Like your dad, they just don't make 'em like they used to.
Debbie Does Dallas Vintage Comic book, 30th Anniversary—Old-school, analog fun. No DVD player required.
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Caligula, 1980—History is a dirty, filthy business.
The Story of O, Box Set, 1975—Pair this French tale of sadomasochism with nice bottle of Bordeaux.
Emmanuelle, 1974—Because, like all good porn, it's really about the "story."