LOLCAT-Burglar! Check Out This Woman’s Feline Mug Shut

Usually, the disguise of choice when robbing a bank is a black, nylon stocking, not a cat mask. At the East Village's Arche shoe boutique the other day, a woman stuck up a clerk for $86 wearing said cat mask, a move that is only rivaled in idiocy by that lame '90s teen bank-robber flick Sugar And Spice. As you can see, the thief certainly had the police sketcher busy. For some reason, we think this one's gonna go unsolved—unless the perp's planning to be Gotham's real life Cat Woman. (The Awl)
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