5 Things To Know This AM — Mar 23 2011

In an ironic twist, the slow-and-steady tortoise ignites a blazingly-fast fire. (New York Post)
The Japan Society becomes the newest, and youngest, landmark in New York City. (NY Magazine)
We wouldn't normally put South Park and Opera Gallery in the same sentence, let alone the same building. Go figure. (Animal New York)
Run a red light with your two-wheeler and get ready to cough up as much as $270 in fines. (Gothamist)
Can NYC-ers survive on $7.25 an hour? (Huffington Post)