5 Things To Know This AM — Dec 12 2011

Santa's Santa's everywhere — Santa Con was like navigating your way through touristy New York at Christmas time with a bunch of Santas running around...oh wait. (Gothamist)
Check out how The Sitter screenwriter actually chills with his kids in Park Slope. (Fucked In Park Slope)
Anna Wintour talks to kids... or at least awkwardly stares at them and then backs away slowly. (The Cut)
Would you give lingerie to a family member for Christmas? Sasha Pivovarova designed some and is ready to gift it to her sis. (T Magazine)
Check out this email from a bonafide nut-job (yet sadly, heartbroken) banker that he sent after getting ditched by a girl. And you thought your last date was bad! (Jezebel)

Photo: Via Gothamist