We already have problems with the cinched-up ankles and blousy thighs on these jeans from Italian design group Acquacalda. But, when you add in the webbing between the legs that serves as an ersatz table during cross-legged picnics in the park, well, it's just plain ungodly.
Add to that the poor wardrobe economy this represents (how many times are you really going to use these, after getting food all over them), the fact that picnics were made for sundresses, and the potential for walking around with the webbing covered with bits of potato salad, and we'll go ahead and pass. (The Gloss)
Photo: via Aquacalda.