17 Extremely Nerdy Sex Toys You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

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Once upon a time, sex toys were hard to find. But times have changed, and now it's easy to open a browser and have lots of vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and other toys at your fingertips. And not just your typical toys. If you know where to look (sites like Geeky Sex Toys and Bad Dragon) there are cleverly-shaped toys to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd's hottest daydream.
Below, we've rounded up some of the best nerdy toys out there, for fandoms from Game Of Thrones to Star Wars to Guardians Of The Galaxy. Get your geek on.
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If you ever thought light sabers looked kind of like dildos, here's your proof. The long, phallic shape of Star Wars' most famous weapon is perfect foder for Geeky Sex Toys. So grab your own light saber dildo (they come in lots of colors) and may the force be with you.
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What better than a Death Star ball gag for the BDSM-minded? As Geeky Sex Toys claims, this is a "fully operational ball gag with enough power to silence your rebel sub."
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Jon Snow's famous sword can now be your favorite *ahem* sword. Aptly named "longshaft," the "blade" is made of 100% silicone over a hard acrylic core so it's both solid and squishy.
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According to Geeky Sex Toys, "this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms." And who can argue with that? Perhaps the most ~magical~ part? The suction cup at the bottom that allows you to use the dildo horn totally hands-free.
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This isn't your typical dragon dildo. Xerxes is perfectly designed so that the extra "tongue" sticking out from the base can stimulate someone's clitoris, or p-spot (prostate). It's perfect for either vaginal or anal play.
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Your fave emoji is now a powerful vibrator. Lovehoney's new mini-wands "spread more sensational vibrations than your group chat." Bonus: They're USB-rechargable, so no dealing with annoying batteries.
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The force is strong with "Darth vibrator," literally. This powerful wand has three speeds and 30 patterns for lots of fun on the dark side. (And if Darth Vader isn't your speed, the wand also comes in both a Stormtrooper-shaped head and a R2-D2 head.)
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If you love Deadpool, you can now add a little bit of him into your secret sex drawer. "Dickpool" (aka "Wang Wilson") is the 100% silicone, semi-flexible dildo every superhero nerd's collection needs.
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The Magnus' Sheath isn't just a hardcore dragon-like dildo. This toy is hollow so you or your partner can add extra length (and a little pizzaz) to a penis or strap-on dildo. It's made of high-quality silicone and comes in two sizes, small or medium.
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C-3PO's iconic sass translates well to this aluminum-alloy butt plug, which Geeky Sex Toys describes as a "shiny chunk of space metal." He's part of the department of "human/anal relations and fluent in over 6 million forms of communication (with a specialty in anal arousal)."
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Thor's powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don't worry, it's not the hammer-head you're supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle.
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Guardians Of The Galaxy fans won't soon forget Rocket, the sass-talking raccoon. And his butt-plug counterpart, Randy, is equally unforgettable. This small to medium stainless steel plug "is sure to rocket your play time to another galaxy."
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Yondu Udonta is the leader of a clan of Ravagers, and now a part of him can ravage anyone who has a prostate. This small silicone toy inserts 5 inches into the anus and comes with a removable bullet vibrator, so the choice to vibrate or not to vibrate is all yours.
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Geeky Sex Toys has a new Green Lantern oath for you: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no orgasm shall escape my sight." And this glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring will certainly help you on your orgasm journey.
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Tako the tentacle might seem kind of scary at first, but take a look at the suckers on the bottom of the toy. They are perfectly positioned to provide an intense, textured sensation as the toy moves with your body.
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Pokémon are having a major comeback moment, so why not hop on the bandwagon in your sex life, too? You could buy these four Pokémon-themed dildos separately, but the "gotta get em all" pack might be worth it for the pun alone.
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Guardians of the Galaxy's Gamora isn't just drop dead gorgeous, she's also a powerful and deadly assassin. If that's the kind of thing that turns you on, then this super soft, silicone fleshlight might be the answer to your fantasies.

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