Once upon a time, sex toys were hard to find. But times have changed, and now it's easy to open a browser and have lots of vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, and other toys at your fingertips. And not just your typical toys. If you know where to look (sites like Geeky Sex Toys and Bad Dragon) there are cleverly-shaped toys to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd's hottest daydream.
Below, we've rounded up some of the best nerdy toys out there, for fandoms from Game Of Thrones to Star Wars to Guardians Of The Galaxy. Get your geek on.
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If you ever thought light sabers looked kind of like dildos, here's your proof. The long, phallic shape of Star Wars' most famous weapon is perfect foder for Geeky Sex Toys. So grab your own light saber dildo (they come in lots of colors) and may the force be with you.
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According to Geeky Sex Toys, "this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms." And who can argue with that? Perhaps the most ~magical~ part? The suction cup at the bottom that allows you to use the dildo horn totally hands-free.
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The Magnus' Sheath isn't just a hardcore dragon-like dildo. This toy is hollow so you or your partner can add extra length (and a little pizzaz) to a penis or strap-on dildo. It's made of high-quality silicone and comes in two sizes, small or medium.
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C-3PO's iconic sass translates well to this aluminum-alloy butt plug, which Geeky Sex Toys describes as a "shiny chunk of space metal." He's part of the department of "human/anal relations and fluent in over 6 million forms of communication (with a specialty in anal arousal)."
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Yondu Udonta is the leader of a clan of Ravagers, and now a part of him can ravage anyone who has a prostate. This small silicone toy inserts 5 inches into the anus and comes with a removable bullet vibrator, so the choice to vibrate or not to vibrate is all yours.
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Geeky Sex Toys has a new Green Lantern oath for you: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no orgasm shall escape my sight." And this glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring will certainly help you on your orgasm journey.
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Pokémon are having a major comeback moment, so why not hop on the bandwagon in your sex life, too? You could buy these four Pokémon-themed dildos separately, but the "gotta get em all" pack might be worth it for the pun alone.