Make-Out Parties, East Coast Twitterers Are Not Happy, And Super Spicy Curry

The Indian curry on East 6th Street is so hot the chef has to wear a gas mask. (WSJ)
The city of Newark has been hit by the recession so badly that they are no longer providing toilet paper in public bathrooms. (Gawker)
ApparentlyNew York and Berlin are easily comparable. (Guest of a Guest)
A recent study says West Coast Twitter users are happier than us East Coast Twitterers. (Vanity Fair)
Make-out parties are apparently not just for tweens. Madame X's hosts a makeout party once a month and lays out some etiquette rules for the risque soiree. (Time Out NY)