Pay $2,500 to go to Kim Kardashian's 1658495 birthday party. And, if you're thinking twice, don't worry, there will be "celebrity friends." Sadly, we take that to mean Scott Disick, Khloe, and Kourtney. (Gawker)
Apparently, school kids surprisingly enjoy healthy treats. When healthy alternatives were introduced into vending machines, students actually picked roasted edamame over Kit Kats. Thank you Michelle Obama!
James Franco didn't speak to Gawker or Guest of a Guest at his book release at The James, but did call The Observer classy. (The Observer)