5 Things To Know This AM — Apr 04 2011

Our Twitter feed just got a little less exciting now that James Franco has shut down his account. The actor's Twitpic of him being sandwiched by naked women for Harmony Korine's new short film apparently didn't agree with some of Franco's paymasters. (Gawker)
The Bronx Zoo is conducting a name contest for that headline-hogging escaped cobra. The suggestions suck, unless you happen to like the names Twitter, Wanda, and Loosey. (Gothamist)
When a 12-year-old boy told Sting he loved his music, the singer lied and said, "I'm some British dude." Because who doesn't lie to kids? (New York Post)
We knew it was only a matter of time before this happened—Stephen Colbert performed "Friday" on Jimmy Fallon. It was beautiful. (Dlisted)
A Chinatown dentist office was delivered 31 pounds of marijuana worth $45,000. The catch? They didn't order it. (Huffington Post)

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