Gross-Out Video: The 100,000 Calorie Burger

We've sort of had a thing against most hamburgers since we ran that controversy-inducing Happy Meal project story last year. That's not to say we've given up the whole meat and patty thing completely—nothing beats, say, the Chargrilled Burger with Roquefort Cheese at Spotted Pig. But there's a big difference between quality meats and quantity meats, even around the fatty fest that's Super Bowl Sunday. Case becomes point with this video from our friends up north at EpicMealTime, who have created a burger, The Sloppy Roethlisberger, a hamburger with 138,226 calories. Watch the video below to peep the entire preparation process, but even if you're not a vegetarian you might be sick—it's enough to give the Hamburgler a heart attack. (flavorpill)