Five Things To Know This AM

Fans of Funny or Die's "Drunk History" series, rejoice! Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey star in a hilarious new video ode to the classic poem "'Twas the Night Before Christmas." (Funny or Die)
Jersey Shore guidette Snooki is being sued for a cool $7 mill after backing out of a merchandizing deal. Bummer, we were really looking forward to another "celeb" clothing line this year. (HuffPo)
Garance Dore can shoot and pose, but did you know the French photoblogger is also an adorable dancer? Talk about a triple threat! (Garance Dore)
Nyan Cat? Chuck Testa? Sword dancing? If you’ve missed out on 2011’s most popular-slash-weird viral videos, click through for a super-cut compilation. (Videogum)
The Rose Parade is known for its floats, flowers, and... political showdowns? Both the Occupy the Rose Parade group and the Pasadena Tea Party Patriots have applied to march in the parade, potentially setting up the most awkward promenade ever. (LAist)

Photography: Via Funny or Die.