There's an unwritten rule in the celebrity handbook that, if invited to attend the Golden Globes, one must blackout or get out. It's Hollywood's sloppiest night, after all!
What exactly happens when a bunch of pretty, famous people get piled into a room to celebrate their famous faces with a boatload of free champagne? Debauchery. Refined, tinsel-tinted debauchery that will inevitably be gawked at for infinity.
More often than not, it's the winners providing the toasted toasts and laughs rather than the hosts. (Though Tina Fey & Amy Poehler do have to carry these folks through hours of schmoozing.) The following 18 moments are prime examples of that.