5 Things To Know This AM — Jan 26 2011

Dress Linda Fargo! This is for reals—Bergdorf Goodman has a competition with Polyvore where the winner can outfit the Women's Fashion Director, attend shows with her, and get a whole lot of loot at BG. Can we sign up? (Racked NY)

Jersey Shore
cast is moving far, far away from NYC—the fourth season of the hit reality show will be held in Italy. Italians, get out while you still can! (Gothamist)

Do kids want to go to Columbia because of its drug scandal? Something telling us their skyrocketing applications may have more to do with pot than professors. (Gawker)
Well here's one way to get that birthrate up. NYC may introduce free parking for pregnant women. Cue a huge black-market trade in fake pregnancy stomachs. (Fucked In Park Slope)
It's official, the rental market is back to sucking. The Ludlow, a LES building, is requiring all tenants to have their animals spayed or neutered. At least the residents don't need to do the same. (Observer)