5 Things To Know This AM — Jul 16 2012

Well derrièred actresses of Brooklyn, stand at attention! Your chance at a big (Dakota Fanning level) cinematic break is tonight! DF and Elizabeth Olsen have been filming their new movie Very Good Girls and they're looking for ladies willing to bare-it-all. Any takers? (Gowanus Lounge)
Times Square, normally known as the tourist hub of Manhattan, is branching out, so to speak. Artists Patricia Leighton and Del Geist have implanted art that climbs over ten feet into the air! (DNAInfo)
Alarm-snoozing and outfit-indecisive New Yorkers know the "subway ate my homework" routine well. Luckily, MTA has just started a "delay verification" system, but the proof you seek might see your excuse-wearied boss too long after you've been axed. (Gawker)
What ever happened to spooning soup for the needy? The New York Humane Society's philanthropy took the form of a $250,000 puppy wedding. Sensational much? (Fashionista)
This one's just for laughs: an old battle, a New York twist. (Animal)
Photo: Via Gowanus Lounge

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