Winning caption: "When Anna requested a bit of a glow, she meant more sunkissed than Sunkist." —Micheline Duterte Ludwick
Runners up: "SVÖÖKiE, star of MTV's Sweden Shore." —Nikki Sutton
"As demonstrated by her piercing gaze, Miss De Rijk's carrots-only diet had indeed improved her vision. However, she was unsure whether certain side effects did not outweigh the benefits." —Lexi Nisita
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