5 Things To Know This AM — Apr 07 2011

Andre Leon Talley wears Uggs?!?! Ugh. (Disney Roller Girl)
Melania on The Donald's gams in a kilt: "He would show his beautiful legs that no one knows he has!" Uh, let's keep them covered please! (Daily Front Row)
Head to Midtown to see the $10 million teddy bear before it gets auctioned off next month. (L Magazine)
The video that proves you are better off riding a Big Wheel kiddie bike to work than hopping on a bus. (Second Avenue Sagas)
Health Department employees, be warned! Bringing that cream-cheese smothered food truck bagel could earn you a stern memo. (Huffington Post)