The question on our minds this morning was not, "what do women do to in the bathtub," but rather, "what the hell haven't we been doing in the bathtub?" What started as a viral Twitter thread — poking fun at elaborate bath-tray stock images of various women sipping lattes to Cab Sav, operating iPads and iPhones at the same time, and dining on cornflakes to charcuterie, all while bathing — has turned into a full-on investigative journey of, as SATC once coined it, women's real SSB (secret single behavior).
When TIME's Amy Gunia posed this query, it left us less confused by the absurdity of the depicted, "unrealistic," behavior and more fascinated by the luxurious possibilities it illuminated to us. If relaxing in a warm and sudsy tub with a bamboo tray full of multiple beverages, snacks, beauty products, and tech devices streaming Celine Dion is wrong, then do we really want to be right? We found 10 of these infamous and top-rated trays along with reviews from the real women out there who actually use them.
Scroll ahead to decide for yourself if ending a long day in a tub complete with wine, rose petals, a bottle of perfume, and both hard and soft cheeses is ridiculous — or, if it's the ultimate relaxation link that we've been missing out on all along.